David's adventure to the beginning of time and back again has hit a snag when his time machine runs out of gas. Fortunately, in his pocket he finds an advertisement for Snickers(tm) and has a delicious blast to the peanut past. While you're waiting for him to catch up, ponder:
In a Dark Feudalism, you are a squire who just promoted himself to knight after killing his evil master and taking his stuff. After some adventures, you come across a castle and figure you're due for another promotion. How do you assault this Ivory Tower?
250 words? Yes
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