Science Fantasy Romance

Science Fantasy Romance

What do I write? Science Fiction by consulting the Mohs Scale of Science Fiction Hardness and shooting for "Physics Plus". Usually that fails upon contact with my imagination, so I have to call it Fantasy, usually Urban Fantasy. That doesn't give my characters much to do, so they end up with some Romance, and since even wizards have sex in the future it's Paranormal Romance. Still, there's a bunch of side characters who don't have time for sex, and what do they get to do? Comedy.

So, do I write Speculative Fiction? No.

I write Science Fantasy Romance.

And now, an animated GIF that I just found in a mysterious part of my computer. It seems to fit.