Monday, January 10, 2011

Lazy Writer Cooks: Cup Mama

Abandon All Hope. Just do it now and get it over with...

For some reason, somebody actually asked me to do a sequel post to Lazy Writer Cooks: Boiled Chicken, and she declared herself unsatisfied with Lazy Writer Drinks: Thaiball. So, I says, if I've got a blog I've got to have a series and I tried to think of something else to cook.

I abruptly realized that I don't actually cook anything else, because my Boiled Chicken is so damn delicious and I'm so damn lazy.

Hence the title, lady.

What follows is thus the absolute only other thing I ever make for myself: Cup Mama, which is the fancy Thai way of saying Cup Ramen. Here's what you'll need:
One(1) Cup Mama
One(1) Bottle of Beer
Some(Some) Boiled Water
Zero(0) Dignity
Total Cost: 40 baht. One dollar.
Not Pictured: Hope
Open the cup of ramen. Remove the plastic fork. Now, place the cup delicately beneath the water boiler spout. Be careful, the water might be hot!
It could burn your soul...
Wait three minutes or until bored. Perhaps you could write something in this time, but this is more appropriate as a break from writing to regain all that sodium and all those calories you're not burning while you sit still and move your fingers.
It's extremely spicy, which masks your dull life.
After three minutes, open the cup lid and discard. Use the included plastic fork to eat the noodles, then drink the soup. Drink the beer. If you're still hungry, make another cup.

Drink more beer.

You know who to blame for this.

Now I'm going to get back to writing.

2000 words? Yes
Book "Lived Too Long to Die"
Short Story "Science Up Some Love"
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Reading - Passive Aggressive Notes


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